The best way to get out of debt is to go bankrupt, or at least that has been John DeBoer’s experience. If you get to keep the house, and keep your car and lost the collections call it sounds like a win to him. Whether you’re someone who is a financial genius, or if you’re someone who has used the wrong hotel key this full Dry Bar Comedy special form John DeBoer is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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I work for Hampton Inn ??
Check up Kiana Danial on wikipedia. She's really one of the best and legit forex traders available right now.
There’s a special place in hell that awaits thieves.
It’s not worth it.
You got me at pancake machine. Yum
Pension and social security benefit isn't enough to secure financiaI security and sustainability after retirement . Everyone should make hay while the sun shines
This guy is hilarious, just hits my personality the right way!!
Excellent skit! I'm on par with you Sir.
Man you can tell this guys an amature..unprofessional by timing & suck….he gave it his all tho !!
He’s more goofy than clever. He’s ok.
FUN-NY!!!! Thank you! This guy is good – really good.
I just went through this with my local newspaper The Olympian!! EXACTLY the same script. My subscription went from $10 to $45, it took me over 2 months to even get a person to cancel it. It used to be you just sent a note through the paperboy and pay your final bill. Nope, not anymore. So I wrote a note that the paperboy took a picture of and sent to HIS distributor. Who sent him back a note that said he didn't have the power to send in my cancellation either. That I had to call the paper. SOOOOO, I call the paper and get the robo menu. Every option for every number on the keypad EXCEPT the option to cancel my service. So I just kept hitting numbers until I received a recording that said – "The offices are closed right now. Please call back tomorrow when they are open. Offices hours are…."
The next day, I call and finally get a human being. Just like with this guy…" I'm sorry, what can we do to keep your business? I'm sure we can find a rate that you can afford." me – "free." – her "Well, we can give you one month free and then 39.95, how would that be?" me – "No" Seriously, I just want to cancel my subscription. I don't have time for it, I get my news from other more reliable sources." her – "I'm sure we can get you a rate you can afford." She's completely ignoring the fact that I just want to stop the service. I also talked to her about stopping her script. I asked repeatedly to stop talking over me. I finally gave up with her and asked for her supervisor or manager or department head. She went away for over 4 minutes. I wasn't about to hang up. I know this ploy. So I put my phone on speaker and went about my business. A woman gets back on the line and without missing a beat she says, "I understand you can't afford your subscription rate. I'm sure we can get a rate you can afford." I swear it's the same woman, same voice and accent. So I ask. "Are you the supervisor I've been holding for?" her – "Yes, now, how about 29.95?" me – "No ma'am, I just want to cancel my service. I . . . DO . . . NOT . . . WANT . . . THE . . . PAPER. Do you understand?" her – "Wait just a moment." I hear some sounds and she's back. "Well, we can go $19.95 for 6 months. How would that be we really don't want to lose your business." All the while she's also interrupting me as I attempt to interject that I don't want it. It's as if she doesn't hear the words from them then that isn't what I want.
me – "Look, I've been polite and patient beyond what is normal for me. I'm telling you right now that I want to stop my paper. I don't want it anymore. If you don't stop the paper I will put a stop through my bank and I will inform the BBB. " her – "Well, I'll still have to charge you to the end of this month for your paper." Which means another $45. me – "Wait, know I've been trying to cancel this service for over two months now. You will not charge me. I will not pay it. My back will get it back for me." She kept this up, talking over me and telling me I was obligated to pay for the month, this was btw on May 1st. By now I'm really getting plain worn down so I open my big mouth and say. "Look, if in the future I change my mind I'll give you guys a call." Big mistake. She still left it with they were going to still take the $45 but they would cancel my subscription. I said "fine, my bank will handle it. Thank you."
I had to cancel my debit card to stop their payment and all other auto payments set through my debit card. Fine. My bank did that for me and gave me credit back for the prior month, too. So, here's the mistake I made. They have given my number to an outside cold call type group that calls me several times a day. I picked up the call the first time and it was a woman I SWEAR it was the same voice asking me if I wanted a subscript to The Olympian that they have a wonderful subscription gift for me. me – "No you need to stop calling me, now" I get more calls and don't pick up the phone. Finally, I called them back to the number that shows up on my phone. The recording says: "The number you are dialing is not in service." Or some such BS. I've blocked the number and every other number I can link to them. Now I just have to get them to stop sending me emails.
Well, that explains why he doesn't have ONE mean joke! So refreshing. Literally the only one I haven't heard of making fun, real or fake, of one's parents. Good job!
This man: very amusingly telling a tale about the automatic pancake machine
Me, an ex Holiday Inn Express employee: OKAY BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX IT?! I DO! give me three minutes, it's probably too much air in the mix
"R2-D2 could not fart pancakes." Amazing how this stuff sticks in your head easy but not the memory verses you've been trying to memorize since last month.
Gonna run for Prezident ?
I got debt free by getting divorced in 2008…. And went bankrupt. Now own 2 houses and zero cc debt.
Dude, for my comedy special I'm not going to Provo Utah.
There seems a lot of negative comments here and forgive my ignorance. But I thought the only people affected by bankruptcy are the individual, the loan company and people wanting loans. So if we all only bought what we could afford, where's the issue?
It took courage for this guy to push through this audience's resistance to suspension of disbelief.
i just wanna say, everything was funny, but the "i got my legos" part had me dying cause that would be something my father would do
I see no humor in bragging about doing a BK. You simply transferred your debt to the rest of us thru higher prices. You charged the purchases – you need to pay for them. I wish the audience had walked out on your show. Disgusting!
Good stuff .. Thanks!!
This guy is looking to pull wool over everyone's eyes…
I could just see him in a marriage… Oh I signed the contract (Wedding License) and sent it back (and then had a string of affairs… why not? they were there) and in 7 years I can get a divorce and do it all over again ..
or I bought a car and never made a payment so had a great ride for a few months until they repossessed it ..
or I rented an apt and never paid the rent until they evicted me … why not? I had a nice roof over my head …
Probably treats his "friends" like cash machines (Can I borrow a couple of $$ ? I promise I'll pay you back … never)
His word is not worth the air he breathes…
You are a funny guy, enjoyed this very much. Looking forward to seeing you live at a show one day. Thanks! ??
Awesome, gave me the lols
Great context.everyone needs more than there salary to be financially stable.the best thing to do with your money is to invest it rightly.because money left for saving always end up used with no returns.i started investing in Bitcoin mid November 2020 with the help of a well-known- professional Zachary Bryan Roy manure and the profit entirely Business only ??
it should be noted that going bankrupt does hurt your credit score but that just depends on if you want to make a really big purchase in the neat future
Cp30 never gave a crepe